| Author | Message |
|---|---|
 CaptainSpaceSheep |
Date sent: 2015/05/28 04:46:19
Original:Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer’s lease hath all too short a date. Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimmed; And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimmed; But thy eternal summer shall not fade, Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st, Nor shall death brag thou wand’rest in his shade, When in eternal lines to Time thou grow’st. So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee. My Parody: Shall I compare thee to a bale of hay? Thou art more dusty and far less neat. Rough winds do toss thy mop about, I'd say, Which looks far worse than hay a horse would eat. Sometime thy squinty eye looks into mine Through stringy, greasy hair that needs be trimm'd, And ne'er a horse had such a stench as thine, As though in stagnant sewers thou hast swimm'd. Thy disgusting image shall not fade; This my tortured mind and soul doth know. O, I should love to hit thee with a spade; And with that blow I hope that thou wouldst go. So long as I can breathe, my eyes can see, And I can run, I'll stay away from thee... |
 Beetlejuice71 |
Date sent: 2015/05/28 06:47:57
thats very good actually |
 dublindevil. |
Date sent: 2015/05/28 12:08:25
Good job but why? |
 Wowman2002 |
Date sent: 2015/05/31 16:50:08
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
 luigiofthebakery Moderator |
Date sent: 2015/06/04 14:27:33
Very nice! |
 thomasjones |
Date sent: 2015/06/04 21:41:17
Nice One |
